This is where it just starts getting silly.

You know, as if the entire rest of the game up to this point hasn’t been.

A giant robotic crab taunts Gene. There’s only one thing that can be done–jump on it and fight to the driver.

I know this is JAPAN!, but a giant robot in my beat-em-up?  JAPAN!
I know this is "JAPAN!", but a giant robot in my beat-em-up? JAPAN!