We’re getting closer and closer to being finished. Which is both good and bad. Let’s see what the rid has in store for us today.
Well, this isn’t apparently the way to get there.
Lookie! A cave! Let’s go explore!
This would, apparently, be the place.
Let’s do this.
The path leads nowhere, and the butan stops the water, but not for long.
Hey! These guys! I think this game marks the first appearance of the Tonber(ry)i.
This was quite easy.
We’ll see about that!
What’s that shaking going on?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! NOT GOOD!
ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!
This worries me.
That’s what I thought.
Who decided to put this here, and why is there only one? Is this telling me that FFV is supposed to take place on..Earth?
Not suspicious at all.
Yeah. There IS a point to this, and these numbers.
Remember how I documented every piano, and said there was a point?
I’m deciding that Square should let us kill NPCs.
Remember those numbers?
The more you fight, the better this is.
What the HELL?!
Can’t land here. So, I’ll come back in a Black Chocobo.
We’ll go here, first, since it’s closer.
ogod, that’s where the big dragon Bahamut is!
What’s going on here?
OH FUCK! HE’S ACTUALLY HERE!
ogod ogod ogod
I seem to be missing a summon.
Yes, Butte is my summoner. The creatures fell sorry for his case of retard and do his bidding.
TOO MUCH WALKING TO GET HERE!
Ha, the Phoenix Tower. Welcome to pure hell.
You guess where the doors are. Guess wrong, you fight.
Twenty floors of fun? No.
Thirty floors of doing that crap.
Oh, good. The dragon thing didn’t die.
Why do I have a bad feeling about this.
Let me get this straight. The dragon thing committed suicide to help Pink. DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?
Again, how did it help by committing suicide?
Huh. What’s little Pink thinking?
PINK! Get yo ass back here.
It seemed like a good idea.
Yeah, thanks, mang.
All magics, summons and jobs are good to go. Let’s clear the last weapons.
Oh, it was a whip.
Comedy option 2: The lols of ages.
We are so dead.
Amazingly, we made it. Welcome to the last part of the game. And the conclusion of this update.
I’m a big whore in stopping THERE. =]