Holy God was there a mass of text in that last update, or what?
Well, this one..and maybe the next will be the “Wall of Video.” There are roughly 20 FMVs in Day 5. Yeah.
Day 5: Evolution, part 4.
WHAT! *Time passes* They’re not moving.
We can’t get through that door, so let’s try the stairs.
Squish, squish, squish.
I don’t see Eve.
SHOOT THE BITCH! SHOOT HER!
So, apparently she grew an egg sac. Why? I mean. Besides just being gross.
Yes, no thanks to your ARMY of dinosaurs.
I DON’T know, you BITCH! Typing like THIS is FUN as HELL!
She ain’t Maya no more. SHOOT HER! NOW!
Motion blur is awesome, amirite guyz?
Oh no you did-ent.
What will you summon now, Eve? The T-Rexes? The Triceratops that shoots electricity? The T-Rexes that shoot the Triceratops? I don’t care anymore.
Oh. The gloop. Well, it can’t do much of anything.
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED…
I am CAPTAIN MITOCHONDRIA!
Captain Mitochondria. He’s a villain..
He gonna walk around while you are chillin’!
He’s our powers magnified..
And he’s fighting on that bitches side!
Captain Mitochondria: Glug GLOOG bla BLOOP! (The POWER is EVES!)
(I in no way did not plan that. It just flowed once I hit the images of the combining streams. It worked, though.)
STORY ARC STARS NOW:
Aya: Daniel, Maeda… You both made it out okay…?
Danny boy: Yeah, we barely made it though… Did you see that ugly mama…?!
Aya: That… That was everyone from Central Park…
Danny boy: WHAT?! Then you’re saying that Lorraine’s a part of that thing TOO?!
Aya: …I’m sorry, Daniel…
Maeda: Er… Yes… It has become apparent as to what medication Melissa had been taking…
Aya: What was she on?!
Maeda: She was being administered… immunosuppressants.
Aya: Immunosuppressants…? For what? Why?
Dun dun duuunn.
Aya: Transplant? What kind of transplant?
Maeda: Yes. It seems that she got one of your sister’s kidneys… after Maya died in an accident.
Aya: A kidney transplant? So Melissa got… Maya’s kidney…?
Aya: What…? Really…? I never knew that…
Maeda: Your mother’s organs couldn’t be transplanted after the accident… So Maya’s kidney was transplanted into the young Eve… No, I’m sorry, the young “Melissa”. She had kidney failure…
Aya: Then Eve’s kidney… is really Maya’s kidney…?
Danny boy: The intern that was present at the operation was… You guessed it…
Maeda: The doctors that were present during the operation were all surprised and… they all screamed that the kidney was hot…!
Aya: Then… Eve is…
Maeda: It’s hard for me to say, but the original was present in Maya. Eve killed the host brain, cultured the kidney and obtained her own physical body.
Aya: …Then that’s what happened to Melissa…
Maeda: In her case, the immunosuppressant drugs served to act as a catalyst. In Japan, Eve targeted a girl who had undergone a transplant… A kidney transplant, to be exact, and she was taking the same immunosuppressant drugs. This was all so that Eve would have a “uterus” to plant the fertilized egg… In order to transplant organs, it is necessary for the HLA type to match. It lives symbiotically with other cells. So it’s necessary to take the immunosuppressants… to control the immunity and avoid rejection.
Danny boy: While being controlled by Eve, Melissa felt her body change. But she finally got the lead part in the opera. If she had gone to a doctor, she would’ve been told to give up the part. So in order to avoid rejection, she kept taking the drugs… and after taking so much…
Maeda: She was so weak that Eve was able to take over her physical body… And that’s how she transformed into… “Mitochondria Eve”.
(As if we couldn’t figure it out.)
Yes, I think so.
Shut up, brains.
Look, it’s admiral Douglas and the suicide squad. What do they have planned today?
*Guitar starts* It’s early morning..!
ARE THEY RETARDED!?!
Oh. It’s the military. Yes.
And feed her well.
HERE I AM!
You’re ruining the song, you guys.
COME ON COME ON BABY!?
HERE I AM!
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRI–!
You silly scientist. The 1940’s are over. We’re friends now.
To the suicide boat!
Next update: Showdown of epic.