If you remember last, Sammy was on her ship, waiting for my dumb ass to figure out what to do, where to go next. Let’s put it this way, I broke the game some. And with that..
First, we fuck around with our speed and find a reward. I just remembered that there’s a hidden reward in the room, too. Fuck.
That wasn’t there before. It leads to a Super Missile upgrade.
Remember this? Powerbombs can blow it up!
Which leads to two upgrades!
These little critters teach me how to wall jump. Too bad I’ve ben using that skill until this point to score some upgrades early.
OH FUCK! NO FLOOR!
Another little critter teaches me this move. It’s called (no shit) the “Spark shine”. I can’t pull it off worth crap.
Oh look, tube go bye bye. Too bad I can’t maneuver in water worth a damn.
Kickin’ Rad. Now I can snipe through walls.
Game breaking number 1. I can’t come here until I have the Grapple beam. I do not have the grapple beam at this point.
I’m not really supposed to be here either. I could have really used the next suit upgrade (OMG SPOILERZ!!) to go through here. Oh, and the Grapple Beam.
I needed the Grapple beam to get up here, too. Too bad you can wall jump from the same wall and still gain height.
I could break the game to get this one, too. But we’ll play fair. Those are Grapple Beam points.
Blow me (up).
RUUUUNNNN! God DAMNIT. More grapple beam points! I guess I’m going to have to eventually get this mystical weapon.
There is totally nothing down there.
By nothing, I mean “HUGE FUCKING THING WITH LIKE EIGHT EYES AND A SCREEN TALL!”
Too bad he’s not protected from BURNING HOT LAVA! HAHAHAHA! Note: Grapple beam points.
GIANT UGLY SKELETON FROM NOWHERE!
Oh wait. Skeletons can’t move, or even live. Hahah, fucker.
More grapple points. I need this legendary and mystical Grapple Beam.
Oh look, a simple puzzle. Just don’t miss the jump, or you fry.
High quality Space Pirate Grapple Beam! L@@K!!
You won: “High quality Space Pirate Grapple Beam! L@@K!!”, you owe: 0 spacebux.
Well, that’s enough. We got the mystical weapon of light and spanning free from SpaceBay. So, do we go “fuck you” and get all those grapple points out of the way, since you know, we have the Grapple beam; or do we press forward?