This is where it just starts getting silly.

You know, as if the entire rest of the game up to this point hasn’t been.

A giant robotic crab taunts Gene. There’s only one thing that can be done–jump on it and fight to the driver.

I know this is JAPAN!, but a giant robot in my beat-em-up?  JAPAN!
I know this is "JAPAN!", but a giant robot in my beat-em-up? JAPAN!

Again, this is completely in-game.

I haven’t done any editing aside from removing loading screens; and adding text to clarify my VOs when needed.

Gene meets everyone’s nympho (Fan Service), Shannon.

Its always time for a cold one in the world of GOD HAND!
It's always time for a cold one in the world of GOD HAND!

Puppies!

Today’s actually going to be a weekend quadruple feature. The next video finishes out STAGE 3, which means a new GOD CINEMA page, and there’s also going to be a god tracks UPDATE. It makes up for the fact that this video is 62 seconds long.

Gene finds a walkway littered with puppies. None of them are aggressive, and there seems to be no threats. The walk only leads to one place, a circus tent..

Yeah, it does.
Yeah, it does.