They’re back! Sunday, April 26, 2020Sunday, December 13, 2009 by Oapboap And the only thing Gene’s giving up is an ass kicking. The return of the Three Evil Stooges. This was the least spoiler image I could find. Not that the text is giving it away. Or the page. Or the spoiler on the page.
He’s a superhero! Sunday, April 26, 2020Sunday, December 13, 2009 by Oapboap You know, without powers–except for the GOD HAND, and that’s all you need. Gene does what every good superhero would do in this situation. Assuming they were mortal men, and had no special superhero toys. Cue the 70's music. Right now.
Let’s go on! Sunday, April 26, 2020Saturday, December 12, 2009 by Oapboap Now it’s time for the typical “robotic” stage in a video game. Artificial life-forms assault Gene in a small room. Will he make it out alive? Welp, he's fuct.
This is where it just starts getting silly. Sunday, April 26, 2020Saturday, December 12, 2009 by Oapboap You know, as if the entire rest of the game up to this point hasn’t been. A giant robotic crab taunts Gene. There’s only one thing that can be done–jump on it and fight to the driver. I know this is "JAPAN!", but a giant robot in my beat-em-up? JAPAN!
And finally. Sunday, April 26, 2020Friday, December 11, 2009 by Oapboap This is the end of the GOD HAND Quadruple Feature. I hope you have enjoyed it. I have. This one is a new GOD TRACK!