Knives are for sissies.

Really, they are. When you can beat the shit out of people, knives are for sissies.

As Gene gets closer to his destination, the locals are pulling out all the stops. This time a duo of men who throw knives with pinpoint accuracy assault Gene.

Wow.
Another one. Yawn.

And just because.

I love this game so goddamn much, and so should you, here is the Japanese commercial for the game. Watch it, it’s hilarious.

Seriously.

Love Guitar

This is really the best game. Watch and be amazed at the shit they’re pulling out of their asses at this point. It gets even zanier. Why did I spoiler this, it’s not spoilered in RSS. :wtc:

Gene finally takes the boat ride to his destination. However, a local rock star intervenes.

Seriously?
Seriously.