Well, mosey on over to my newest update, and find out.
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Where is the middle of nowhere? Is in the Midwest? California? Montana? New trips bring new adventures. Find out more @ “The Middle of Nowhere”
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Another update? 
Welp, I call this one “So this is bad, right?” Here’s a preview:
Hey kids.
So, my BFF is writing a section for the site now. And not to be outdone, I’m going to write my own section. This one is about my job. Find out what I do, and why I hate the general public!
If you can’t stand the heat, stay the fuck out of my kitchen!
Two updates in one day? …Metal Gear!?!
Welcome to “The Road”
I’m Marky Mark and I’m happy to introduce a new section about trucking. It’s a look into the world of driving a tractor trailer, or semi, across the United States. Check it out! 