Hey kids.

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So, my BFF is writing a section for the site now. And not to be outdone, I’m going to write my own section. This one is about my job. Find out what I do, and why I hate the general public!

If you can’t stand the heat, stay the fuck out of my kitchen!

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Two updates in one day? …Metal Gear!?!