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Start your day out right, with the GOD HAND!

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This video is a turning point in the game. How? You’ll see.

Gene must cross a bridge to advance while the Tree Evil Stooges are hot on his trail. Will Gene make it in time?

Im starting to run out of captions for these images. Perhaps one level a day was a bad idea? Oh well, were almost done!
I'm starting to run out of captions for these images. Perhaps one level a day was a bad idea? Oh well, we're almost done!

Baker’s Man.

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Bake me cake as fast as you can! What does this have to do with GOD HAND? Hell if I know–the level’s called “You. Me. Pattycake.”

Gene finds himself deeper inside the machine, unsure of where to go. He just flips switches in hopes that something will work. Naturally, the cyborgs will have no part in that.

Beating down more machinery.
Beating down more machinery.

They’re back!

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And the only thing Gene’s giving up is an ass kicking.

The return of the Three Evil Stooges.

This was the least spoiler image I could find. Not that the text is giving it away. Or the page. Or the spoiler on the page.
This was the least spoiler image I could find. Not that the text is giving it away. Or the page. Or the spoiler on the page.

He’s a superhero!

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You know, without powers–except for the GOD HAND, and that’s all you need.

Gene does what every good superhero would do in this situation. Assuming they were mortal men, and had no special superhero toys.

Cue the 70s music. Right now.
Cue the 70's music. Right now.