Merry Christmas!

This is my gift to you, dear internet and internet users. This is just a sample of the greatest gift ever given by a corporation to date. Let me shut up and get to it.

Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!

This is a large video. Set aside some time for the magic. GOD HAND will resume tomorrow.

Knives are for sissies.

Really, they are. When you can beat the shit out of people, knives are for sissies.

As Gene gets closer to his destination, the locals are pulling out all the stops. This time a duo of men who throw knives with pinpoint accuracy assault Gene.

Wow.
Another one. Yawn.