They’re back!

And the only thing Gene’s giving up is an ass kicking.

The return of the Three Evil Stooges.

This was the least spoiler image I could find.  Not that the text is giving it away.  Or the page.  Or the spoiler on the page.
This was the least spoiler image I could find. Not that the text is giving it away. Or the page. Or the spoiler on the page.

He’s a superhero!

You know, without powers–except for the GOD HAND, and that’s all you need.

Gene does what every good superhero would do in this situation. Assuming they were mortal men, and had no special superhero toys.

Cue the 70s music. Right now.
Cue the 70's music. Right now.

This is where it just starts getting silly.

You know, as if the entire rest of the game up to this point hasn’t been.

A giant robotic crab taunts Gene. There’s only one thing that can be done–jump on it and fight to the driver.

I know this is JAPAN!, but a giant robot in my beat-em-up?  JAPAN!
I know this is "JAPAN!", but a giant robot in my beat-em-up? JAPAN!