I had to update wordpress today. In the roughly 10 minutes it took me to do so, I had the most awesome front page ever. If you don’t directly view the site (ex. RSS subscribers), you probably missed it. Fear not, reader. For it has been archived. Forever.

View it in all it’s awesomeness now!!
PROTIP: Please pause any music tracks in your media player, and have your volume on for maximum enjoyment!