Let’s see how far today takes us.
Alright, let’s go through. This should be easy!
Aw, fuck. Not easy.
This looks familiar.
So does this. What the christ is going on here?
They’re..frozen?
This is familiar.
Huh? Why’d you step back, Butte?
I got a better idea: Shut up and die!
Now it’s a cave, and why is there a save point right -here-?
This is supposed to be Omega. Somehow it got mistranslated.
Now I’m in someone’s room? What in the hell is going on here?
Who to the what now? Why is the book talking?
Well, hell.
Yeah. I’ll be sure to not do that.
Huh? Okay. Cool.
THIS IS NOT WHERE I CAME IN!!!!!
Trapped! I guess we have to go around.
Who’s this?
Oh, shut up.
WHAT THE CHRIST!
You. Die now.
Damned straight.
But why are there normal people here..? Unless they -didn’t- die!
Square, you tricky bastards.
Easy access for later.
Whee!
YOU!
Uh..? Fuck?
FUCK.
You be ded, foo’.
This is almost too easy.
Aw, fuck this.
You won’t WHAT now?
LIES. I see no entrance here.
Oh. Well. This is pleasant.
Is that..?
YES!
WHAT IN THE HELL?! WHEN DID HE GET THAT MANY ARMS. AND WEAPONS?
Uh, dude? Have you LOOKED at yourself?
Gilgamesh, you had one of the better lines in the game. Don’t become a gigantic wuss now (with eight arms and six weapons.).
Starkle, starkle, little twink!
Yes, yes you can.
Silly Gilgamesh.
See ya, dude.
Next!
Nothing we can’t handle.
Oh. It’s the one dragon they talked about.
Fuck.
He has this attack called ‘Tidal Wave’. See how much damage it did?
WHORE WHORE WHORE!
That’s what I thought, bitch.
Those look like roots. We must be getting close.
SHINY!
Aw, hell.
Yes, we can.
PROTIP: Defeat him, as fast as you can. Otherwise, there’s another death in the game.
Each barrier casts one of the ‘ultimate’ spells, I assume.
Not so invincible now, are we?
We’re goddamned FAIR!
That’s what I thought. Now shut up and make me a sammich.
We ready?
Look, it’s a FUCKING TREE!
Shut up, Tree.
Uh? What the christ is going on?
FUCKING TREE! Let me equip an axe!
Oh, shut up, you FUCKING TREE!
TREE!
TREE!
FUCKING TREE!
C’mon, Butte! Get that Rune Axe thing out and CHOP THE FUCKING TREE DOWN!
They’re going to deflect it? Right?
WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK!? FUCKING TREE!
THIS IS NOT HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
*Rage*
I think that’s a decent cliffhanger. We finish, next update.