Fuck yeah.

Okay, so it’s totally been a long time. However, I’m now presenting to you a gift: (Or a curse)

I’m going to get rid of as much Flash off of my site as possible. I hate it, it’s a scourge on the internet, and I’d like to be done. So, I’ll eventually be going through my videos and updating them to the new HTML5 plugin I have here. This also means that if you’re totally cool, you can view my videos from your Apple Touch Device. And if you’re using a browser that uses the WebKit rendering engine; you get in browser rendering–meaning less CPU for you, making your machine less crashy. Because Flash sucks so much cock.

Those of you who can’t render h.264, you’ll fallback on flash. But, seriously, get Safari or Chrome.

GOD HAND Closing Credits