Time to Die Bitches

Ever had that day where you want to side swipe other drivers and put them in the ditch? Ever been cut off? How about seeing something so crazy you can’t help but get enraged? Ok, shut up. You don’t command 80,000 pounds and fight retards and losers that have no regard of how they get their shit.

Ok. For those of you that don’t know, I drive a tractor-trailer. To be specific, a 2008 Freightliner Century Class pulling a 53ft Wabash refrigerated trailer. I have driven said vehicle for exactly one year. I have put close to 115,000 miles on it. In a year. Two words….BLOW ME. Don’t bitch and moan to me because: your stuck behind me, I’m too slow, I force you to back up in a turn lane when your too far up, etc etc. I don’t care. I deliver the shit that you buy EVERYWHERE. Good Stuff, Trucks Bring It. If You Bought It, A Truck Brought It. There is virtually nothing in the US that hasn’t been transported by a truck. Your food, gas, your car, iPod, computer, pen and paper, and just about everything else!!!!! You people need trucks. Without trucks, your stuff would be sitting at the factory in Japan, a dock, or the manufacturer’s plant waiting for you to get your ass there to pick it up. As with all Americans, and I am one, we are lazy. Hence why there are trucks.

You “Four-Wheeler” people irritate me when you invade my space like mosquitoes at a pool party. One of these days I am gonna run someone over cause they got in my way. I don’t want that. Get out of my way, don’t cut me off and don’t honk at me when I’m manuvuering and I happen to slow you down for 5 fucking seconds. Again, BLOW ME!!!!! I will post rules soon. If I remember :p The US roadway is my office. I don’t show up to your fucking work and throw rocks at you and flip you off and call you names, or cut you off. Don’t do it to me cause I might just be hauling your next dinner, beer, or any number of things. Share the damned road. Not that difficult.

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