Super Metroid: Page 10

Yes, the cliffhanger was deliberate. I hope you got the reference, though. (I’d love to do a playthrough of that one.) Let’s finish this, shall we?


So, how in the hell did we miss big gigantic dino-body that comes from nowhere?


I want to attack at least twice in a row.


Taking damage after firing a missile.


IMMA BUST A CAP IN YO WHI–BLAC–RED ASS FOO!!




I’m winning!!


Fuck! I want a move like this!










Not fucking cool. At all.




Sweet, sweet freedom. Now to get up and kick your a–



DAMNIT!!



It’s getting closer. DAMNIT! Sammy, get UP!


This is it. Killed, by this thing.


HOLY FUCK! HUGE METROID FROM NOWHERE!




















HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you and die! We just seem to have one small problem. Mainly, not much energy left.


oshit


oshitoshit


oshi–wait. Wait.


What?


Something’s not right.


Wait just a second..


Aren’t they supposed to..?


Suck energy?


oshit


It’s moving.


It’s attacking! Shit.


GO! LEAVE!


No, little guy. Don’t stick around.


No. Go.


I can take care of it. Go little guy.


It doesn’t listen too well. I will be captioning the next few screens with emoticons.


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Fuck you, the metroid’s life will not be in vain.




THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH!


Fuck!


FUCK!




oshit, hoid on, BRB


That’s not the way out!


So, what did I do that took 30 seconds? ;] (I freed the little animal friends that showed Samus new abilities.)


Dammit. Not gonna make it.


Haha, what?


I was going for dramatic here.


I’m ready to get out of this bitch.



These were awesome in 94.





u ok? No, you fag, I’m breaking up here.





u ok? u thr?


W-hat?



User “Hottie Aran 1986” has left the room.


Fuck yeah! That’s a pretty good time, considering it’s been a few years since I played, and I did this from memory.



No suitless Samus for you.



First person perspective! OMG Metroid Prime spoilerz!! (From an enemies standpoint.)



The Samus logo. Use it wherever Visa is accepted.


So, what do you think my clear percent is? Remember, I’m doing this from memory, and never once looked at a guide.


91! Not bad at ALL.


Fuck yes, we will.

So, that’s it! We’ve played through and completed Super Metroid!

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