I think it’s time to rename some holidays.

We need to name these things from a masculine point of view. And lord knows us penis weilders just LOVE to drink beer. So, knowing that, we can then derive the following:

July 4th will be “Let’s drink beer and light explosives!”
Thanksgiving will be “Let’s drink beer and shoot things.”

Propositions:
Christmas can be “Let’s drink beer and give each other beer.”
St. Patrick’s can be “Let’s drink green beer and then drink more!”
New Year’s can be “Let’s drink beer and count backwards!”
Valentine’s can be “Let”s drink beer, buy our girlfriends/wives bling and have sex!”
Cinco de Mayo can be “┬íLet’s drink beer and fiesta!

Oapboap fucked around with this page at 0:20 Cinco de Mayo, 2008

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