So, I can’t help but mention that I was once-upon-a-time, a fan of the Castlevania series. You know, back when it was the “muscular guy with a whip kills Dracula” kind of game. When did I miss the transformation to “Effeminate androgynous pretty boy reluctantly kills Dracula” game?

Or, better yet, of these two images, which looks more like a goddamed Vampire killer?

They’ve both killed Dracula, but seriously if you chose anything other than the right image (Trevor Belmont) than you haven’t seen how a vampire killer should look like.

Seriously, what was wrong with the “muscular guy with a whip”? He was built like a tank, jumped like one, and, seriously, killed Dracula with a whip.

Of course, the newer Castlevania “Metroidvania” style games are pretty fun, too.