Somehow, these are always on a weekend day.

But, get ready!

Because here comes over 40 minutes of GOD HAND for you! (And you alone–forget the fact the internets are billions and billions of sta–computers.)

And now, for our special guest!

Welp, this is the end of STAGE 6, so you know what that means (eventually).

Gene, once more, runs into Shannon. Much like Elvis, she too has another form. Will Gene defeat her and save the villagers.

Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!

I really couldn’t have picked a better end to 2009. Well, I could, but this’ll do.

Because, really, ending your year with any GOD HAND is better than ending your year with no GOD HAND.

An old man with telekinetic powers assaults Gene. He seems a bit out of place, even in the world of GOD HAND.

Uh?
Am I where I'm supposed to be?

This is pretty much “I..what?”.

However, coming down from defeating the Mad Midget Five is something to trump.

Gene finally discovers what has happened as to the townspeople. They’ve been enslaved, and it’s up to Gene to rescue them.

There are so many things wrong on so many levels.
There are so many things wrong on so many levels.