Super Metroid: Page 9

We’re finishing this!



*bounce!*



I feel like making this last part even more easy now.




Yep, even easier.


I’m telling you, this door is completely unimportant.



So is this hall. And door. Both are of equal unimportance.


Double-you hat?










Oh. I get it. They turn to stone for the corresponding boss that I kill. So, we need to turn this into a statue.



Look, stones sink! Who would have though that!



I guess there’s only one way to go here.


What? Where?


I seem to have pre knowledge of the map. Blue=unexplored.


Look, stuff that can hurt me. I bet the floor has hole in it.


WHAT THE CHIRST





Just exploring. That’s all. Not trying to finish the game here.


FUCK! *time elapses* It’s not moving.


It turned to dust? What’s going on around here? I know if I was Sammy, I’d be turning my happy ass around and leaving.


It’s not moving.


Dust. There’s something going on out here.


You don’t scare me!


JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL?! I DEACTIVATED IT! EXTERMINATED THEM ALL!


The idea here is quite simple. While it’s sucking the energy out of that little guy, you run the other way. Alright?


STANDING THERE AND WATCHING IS NOT LEAVING THE ROOM!


Shit!


Piss!


Fuck!


Cunt!


Cocksuckermotherfucker and tits!


Huh? It stopped. What the hell? (You do realize what’s going on, right?)


It seems to have spared me. How nice. Too bad an idle breeze can kill me.


ENERGY ROOM!


If there’s one thing we’ve learned by now, it is these rooms are never good.


The last door into the last room.


This is strangely familiar. Like I’ve been here prior to being here.


“The same thing we do every night, Pinky..”


We must be wearing it down, it lost its protective glass case.






So satisfying to have killed the brain in a bottle. Roll credits people! That’s a rap!




“Yes. Thank you. Good bye, Mr. President.”

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